I fell in love with a pineapple!
The affair was rather sweet.
My long, lost love
A juicy affair –
Oh, what a splendid treat!
The succulent fruit it offered me
A taste so true and divine!
‘Twas love at first bite
And sweet revenge
I knew that it was mine!
The sticky success turned into a mess
As the dagger plunged into its core,
Alas!
My sweet, sweet pineapple
Was no more . . .